Review of the Week

Another week of cuntyness draws to a close. Nothing too out of the ordinary in the past seven days: just a divorce, economic meltdown, a police prosecution, a leaking radiator and dinner with a way-too-rich slaphead cunt.

The weekend promises little to change the mood: Euro 2008 begins without England (thanks to that ginger cunt Steve MacLaren), a short-term tax return to fill out, a continually running nose (yes, the grass pollen count is very high), and spending £35 on fillet steak for a dinner party in which all the guests will be so pissed that I could give them Iceland frozen beef chunkettes and they wouldn't notice the difference.

On a brighter note, we can highly recommend the following podcast to all visitors – cuntyness guaranteed (especially on the most recent one):

www.iainlee.libsyn.com

Anything can happen in the next half hour...

Preston Minor