Celebration Time!

Another joyous birthday for Preston major – the man who has everything... apart from a house, a business or a family, that is. The day's events:

11:00 Mediation session with soon-to-be-ex-wife. Wot a larf!

13:00 Board meeting of M4TV Ltd. A dazzling array of talent as been assembled for the Prestons' latest business venture, including Mr Bruno 'Poptastic' Brooks and Mr Chris 'Hayfever' Prow – the chef that makes Gordon Ramsay sound like Delia Smith. (When recently chided by one of his few loyal customers for the 'pollen'-induced deterioration in his cooking, he replied: 'Fuck off you cunt'.) 

19:00 Inaugural meeting of the Whitchurch Gay Divorcees club at the Greyhound, Whitchurch. It was initially feared that the venue would be too small to accommodate such a large body of people. Fortunately, most of them are too poor to buy a drink. Large settlements all round!

Pip pip!

The Prestons Podcast Coming Soon!!!

We can exclusively reveal the forthcoming launch of The Prestons Podcast.

Presented by the infamous Preston Brothers themselves, our weekly broadcasts* will feature a variety cunts that we encounter in our lives, including:

• East London's leading authority on Deaf Chip McHoolihan, legendary blues glockenspiel player from Cuntsville, Mississippi

• A former pornographer, BBW-lover, and now one of Britain's top gossip columnists

• The UK's leading expert on Italian grammar and pronunciation

• The chief operating officer of New Zealand's 12th most successful mast repair business

• TV's Herr Flick

All the action will be found at http://theprestons.libsyn.com. 

Check back for the launch date announcement.

(* When we say 'weekly', we actually mean when we can be arsed.)

Review of the Week

Another week of cuntyness draws to a close. Nothing too out of the ordinary in the past seven days: just a divorce, economic meltdown, a police prosecution, a leaking radiator and dinner with a way-too-rich slaphead cunt.

The weekend promises little to change the mood: Euro 2008 begins without England (thanks to that ginger cunt Steve MacLaren), a short-term tax return to fill out, a continually running nose (yes, the grass pollen count is very high), and spending £35 on fillet steak for a dinner party in which all the guests will be so pissed that I could give them Iceland frozen beef chunkettes and they wouldn't notice the difference.

On a brighter note, we can highly recommend the following podcast to all visitors – cuntyness guaranteed (especially on the most recent one):

www.iainlee.libsyn.com

Anything can happen in the next half hour...

Preston Minor

Welcome

Welcome to the blog page of The Prestons. Those who don't like us invariably call us cunts, while those who do like us often call us, er, cunts.

Please visit here daily where we will give exclusive insights into what it is really like in the land of cuntydom; we will tell of the people we meet, the people we work with (very few), and the people we piss off (everyone).

Among the forthcoming delights will be our Cunt of the Month award. We shall be posting June's winner shortly, having waded through the shortlist of 1,022 deserving contenders.